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victory squat 

When you stand over a defeated opponent in Call of Duty and squat over their face so as to "tea bag" your dead opponent.
I just killed Jess so I did a victory squat over his deAd body.
victory squat by Ststephen78 March 13, 2014

French Teachers

The niche of teachers who can't teach. Their techniques often include: Showing you a object and repeatedly saying it in french until you know the word for it in french. Pissing you off. And giving the class bad marks for their overall behavior rather than a singular student's.
"I'd rather a American Spanish class than this" "French Teachers are bums!"
French Teachers by Locococoman March 26, 2026

Retarmless 

1. Pertaining to an individual or behavior that is characterized by a lack of understanding or awareness to such an extent that it precludes the possibility of causing harm, as there is no intention or capacity to conceive of harmful actions.

2. Exhibiting such a degree of naivety or cluelessness that any potential for damage or offense is inadvertently nullified.
1.That fool was so retarmless that he didn't have the capacity to throw a punch.

2. My cat was so retarmless that he could not catch a mouse .
Retarmless by Retarmless February 11, 2024

helen keller 

After recieving a blowjob, the male will pull out and ejaculate in the eyes of the female thus blinding her. When she stands to reprimand you, smash her ears as with your hands as if you are smashing tamborines together, thus leaving her blind and deaf
"That skank i took home from the club last night was getting lippy with me so I gave her a helen keller to shut her up."
helen keller by pdizz November 25, 2007
The consolidation of the terms "Sexy" and "Shiny" to create a term that describes both.

Akin to "Smexy" describing someone who is 'smart and sexy', Shixy describes an item, object, or thing, that is - at once - both shiny and sexy.

In this instance, 'shiny' details something that is sleek and expensive, while 'sexy' elaborates on aesthetic appeal.
One might describe an expensive vehicle, such as a Porsche 959, as "Shixy". A website that is both sleek and aestheticly pleasing may also be "Shixy".

"These graphics are very shixy."

"Your website design is highly shixy."
Shixy by Lord Awesome July 17, 2007

douche-lobster 

Essentially a gross insult. Usually reserved for that special fucktard in your life.
Dude...you are such a douche-lobster! I dont think you could count your balls and come up with the same number twice!
douche-lobster by snark2468 December 1, 2013