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Whenever you go down on the town bicycle after a few of your buddies has taken a turn.
Omg did bill really Runge that bitch? He sure did. Lmao!!
Runge by Monkey spitter October 13, 2023

Desperate Irrelevants

The type of people who go out of their way to not mind their own business and make antagonistic comments towards others they perceive as "weaker" based solely on superficial traits such as gender, weight, social status, social class, monetary wealth, etc. in the misguided or ignorant hopes that this will elevate their own perception of themselves to Somebody. Desperate Irrelevants have a tragic inability to deal with the crushing weight of their own finite existence, which leads to them clawing and scratching at everything and everyone all the way to their graves.
"Everytime I turn a corner in San Francisco there's always someone making a snarky comment about my weight."

"Yeah, San Francisco is full of Desperate Irrelevants."

...

"I parked my car at Safeway so people could see the For Sale sign on it and some rando came up and told me it wasn't going to sell. What a Desperate Irrelevant douche."

"Did you sell your car though?"

"Of course, it was an awesome car."

...

"A receptionist at Planet Fitness found out I was showering there so much because I'm homeless. Now she thinks it's OK to talk to me like she's a prison warden and I'm a felon. She has that Desperate Irrelevant brain rot."

spirograph 

A stencil object usually used in recreational activies involving young children, ages 4 to 89. Mostly used with a pen or pencil. A piece of paper would be handy, as well.
"The spirograph is cool, fo' shizzle mah nizzle."
spirograph by Jon November 16, 2003

jEffreyy 

yas thet is my name its jEffreyy
rober; ayo get in d bakk
jEffreyy;no bcuz iam JEFFREYY!!!11!
rober; DIes of jeFREEY
Nickname from the surname McCulloch. Mis-pronounced by fellow person evolved to 'Mull' for short (you lazy gits)
Mulloch by Rach M December 26, 2004
Is very smart, Beautiful, funny and cool she’s an person she loves to play soccer
Natalia is very pretty.
Natalia by Scrapp* November 5, 2019
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