Noun: A person who leaves on their hitch on the back of their truck even though they know they are not going to tow anything in the near future. Usually big souped-up trucks with spinners, oversized tires, and fancy rims with extra-large silver hitches.

Adj: The hitchster showoff doesn't even own a boat or RV but has the hitch on to mess up anyone who rear ends his piece of junk truck.

Additional versions:

Forgetful Hitchster - The driver who leaves the hitch on, so just in case they ever need it, it's already on the car, even though it's been 3 years since they towed anything.

Mess you up, Hitchster - One that leaves the hitch on just to mess someone else's car up if they get rear-ended.

Triple Hitchster - The trucks with fancy 3 balls on the end of the hitch just so everyone can see he tows all kinds of different items.

Lowrider Hitchster - The hitch that has to drop 12" down to tow anything because the truck is so raised up from lift kits.

Fancy Hitchster - The driver whose hitch needs a lock on it because it costs so much, and they don't want it stolen.

Dangler Hitchster - The red neck truck that has big fake bull balls dangling from the hitch.

Rusty Hitchster - The hitch can't come off, it is so rusted, and the pin is stuck to remove it.

Hipster Hitchster - The guy driving the Tesla with the 1/4" ball on the back for his eco-friendly bike holder.

Covered Hitchster - Those that have a cover that goes over the hitch bracket, usually their favorite sporting team.