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lisbon, new hampshire 

The tiny ass town where everyone thinks they know everything about everyone and everyone is related to everyone. There is one school that teaches kindergarten through 12th grade all in the same building. The girls there all try to be Gucci af with their Dunkin Donuts and the boys are all wanna be hicks. The only exciting thing that happens is Lilac Festival where all the EBs gather to go on the same sketchy carnival rides every year.
I was driving through Lisbon, New Hampshire to get some gas at DuEz, and I ran into my second cousins ex boyfriend who I'm related to.
A Deacon is the second most powerful member of the Church. He can cast every spell except for Holy.
The deacon couldn't do much to stop the zombies attacking us, so he just kept everyone healed instead.
Deacon by RAINFALL8 September 7, 2013

Neopolitan Drip

When you fuck a girl in the ass and drop your load in her, the subsequent mixture of liquid that drips out is a little red (blood), a little white (cum) and a little or a lot, if your lucky, brown (poop).
After I banged candy in the ass last night she treated me to a neopolitan drip on my chest.
Neopolitan Drip by Mugwamp530 December 8, 2013

art of problem solving

yo, I have a new boyfriend
already? its been 4 days oml
haha yeah, his art of problem solving username is forester2015

lawdefer 

When a lawyer is trash and defers all statements
my lawyer is a lawdefer i widh i got another on.
lawdefer by tickledmeelmo March 4, 2023

eat your face 

1. Expression used by an individual in regard to another individual (at a distance), when said second individual looks as though they cannot contain their anger in regard to something someone in their vicinity has done to them.

2. Expression used by an individual when said individual cannot contain their anger in regard to something someone has done to them, when speaking to the offender.
EXAMPLE ONE
1st "Dude, what the hell did you do to her?"
2nd "Why? What's wrong?"
1st "She looks like she's going to eat your face, man."

EXAMPLE TWO
"Dude, why in God's name did you hook up with my girlfriend?! I'm so pissed off I could eat your face right now."

Recently heard on "Scrubs"
eat your face by J.L. Griffith January 30, 2009
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