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Shlurdling 

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The act of jerking off while drinking a slurpee
Yo bro i was totally shlurdling while playing cod last night.
Shlurdling by _twinkletoes22 November 29, 2011
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FTB 

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We cant tell u. Partners in crime Masterchuk,Moosepie, and Il Eroe
FTB, "Where the cash at", Your garbage, Were better than you and get over it,Panzy.
FTB by The real real definition July 8, 2009
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Two and a half men 

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A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.
I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.
Two and a half men by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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Crylashes

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what happens to your eyelashes (gettin all clumpy and stuck together) as a result of crying. Term only applies when cryer is wearing mascara.
You could tell she had been upset earlier, as her beautiful blue-green eyes were blinking out behind crylashes.
Crylashes by Djeepy13 August 14, 2010
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IBW 

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Interchangeable blonde whore.
"Wow, there are so many IBWs in the country music industry!"

"I'm going to dye my hair brunette, so when I audition for American Idol people won't think I'm another IBW".
IBW by InsaneAdam April 24, 2009
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Peppa pig 

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The perfect example of a kids TV show gone wrong, as several people with actual good humour edit the show into the videos known as YouTube poops while 4 year olds actually enjoy it despite the fact that it is the bane of our existence when not splattered with infinite memes and sexual jokes
Peppa Pig is on? Guess I’ll go kill myself then.
Peppa pig by SupermercadoYeahhhhh June 14, 2018
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