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Urban Dictionary

DoucheBoggled 

The act of being mind boggled by a douche bag (total asshole, jerk, worthless man)! A man that contantly acts like a douche!
Kensi was totally doucheboggled by danni's absurd behavior toward her!

Danielle was shocked when Ken treated her wrongly, as a douche, over and over again. what shocking doucheboggle behavior!
DoucheBoggled by Kensi Dyan September 1, 2011

Escolastica 

Comes from the Latin and means admirable mother and/or teacher. Mexicans will name their daughters Escolastica usually after the child's grandma. They do it after asking God and the Virgen de Guadalupe for a huge favor and if God complies they will name their daughter Escolastica without giving it a second thought. An Escolastica will get made fun of until she develops at which time guys will say its a beautiful name as a poor excuse for a compliment. Don't name your child Escolastica because its a hard name for non-Mexicans to say and the name will be butchered over and over again.
Teacher: "John Smith"

John Smith: "Here!!"

Teacher:"...Now this one is a little hard, so I'm sorry if I don't say it right....Es-..UM..-c..."

Escolastica: "Its pronounced ES-CH-LUHS-TEE-KA, Mrs."
Escolastica by chica_22 February 5, 2010
when u beta male and want to veva after some nice guy make drawking to ur grill lol
Guy 1: Dude, this guy made drawing to ur grill!

Guy 2: NEJ NU JÄVLAR BLIR DET SLAGGE!
Slagge by Max gay April 16, 2018
A quicker way to say “I plan to be wasted before noon!”
“BRUNCH, bitches!!!”
Brunch by Nsid December 10, 2018

Discord Nitro Classic 

if your poor as fuck and cant afford 5 more dollars for big boy Discord Nitro
It comes with only 1 perk. Emojis.
guy 1: NOOOOOOOOO i cant buy Nitro so i got Discord Nitro Classic
guy 2: swagshit no moneymoney
A really athletic person. He's good at every single sport and you could even refer him to greats such as Lebron James and Justin Jefferson. Also, if he was in madden, his rating would be 99 any day.
God that catch was amazing. You might even compete with Shobhit in your next life.
Shobhit by Shobhit999 January 7, 2021