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Cincinnati 

Cincinatti is an urban legend. Rumors tell of a powerful, advanced civilization south of Columbus, but as any seasoned explorer can tell you, it's all just different variations of Kentucky. The dismal, labored atmosphere of this spawning ground of strife and decay only wishes it could approach the grandeur that are the glue factories of Cleveland's warehouse district.
One bus ticket to Cincinnati, if you please. Yes, I'm aware that it sucks. I'm only staying one day.
Cincinnati by Worldmaker August 22, 2006

Utica Aftershave 

When someone emits a combination of strong unpleasant odors it can be said that they are wearing Utica aftershave. While these unpleasant odors can vary from person to person, there are chief odors that remain consistent: stale or wet tobacco, alcohol, body odors such as flatulents and sweat and dirty clothes are often trademarks of the "Utica aftershave" aroma. Despite its overt references to the pejoritave, the term often implies fraternal bonding and serves as a reflection of irony all Uticans possess. Utica is often lambasted as the most undesirable city in New York state, and Uticans who are well aware of their inferior status have learned to turn the art of self-deprecation into a form of indirect pride (when they put themselves down it is as if they are saying, "We know we are a sorry lot, but if we excel at anything it's at being a sorry lot").
friend #1: Man, I'm ready to go find some chicks today.
friend #2: Yeah, I can tell you're ready for some action. You got your new shoes on and you're wearing that Utica aftershave.
friend #2: Man, screw you!
friend #1: Dang! You stink.
friend #2: Man, screw you!

friend #1: Man, I stink today. I'm wearing my Utica aftershave.
friend #2: Me too. I didn't wear deodorant so I guess I'm wearing Utica aftershave too.
friend #1: We should distill this odor somehow and market it as Utica aftershave. I bet we could make a million dollars.
friend #2: They would have to sell it in the bad hygiene department.
Utica Aftershave by Jamallerian October 13, 2007
An nickname for a french person who loves cock
Person A: Have you talked to sardick lately?
Person B: Yeah I heard he was chugging cock last saturday
Sardick by mxntalhxper August 13, 2023

Latex for brains 

A. stupid person so they must have Latex in their brain

B. that one person in your group of friends who HAS to be the "accident" their parents messed up on, but you'd be sad if they weren't around

C. Person in your group of friends who comes up with crazy ideas like those crazy condoms that sound like fun, but are really bad in the end
Tiffany: hey, wouldn't it be fun if we went skinny dipping in the lake on Christmas Eve?

Rachel: ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!? Latex for brains, that's one crazy-ass idea.....but I love you for it
Latex for brains by PazzySpazzy33 October 21, 2012
A pleb with no mates.
Cooper has no mates, what a weenie.
Weenie by The Behoys May 4, 2021

Pétanque 

Péranque is French-American slang for pet and kiss. Similar to heavy petting during courtship, but typically features petting (or touching) BEFORE kissing.
After a glass of wine, Tania was keen for a cheeky game of pétanque!
Pétanque by Sarahlovespizza July 12, 2023

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The most extreme boredom you could manage to achieve or something silly you typed into urban dictionary.
Not even I could get xvnzcbmsfhkadgjlwryipqetuo bored.
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