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Urban Dictionary

Basketball

It wasn't invented by the white man as most people think.
Basketball originated in Africa, where blacks would play using coconuts or anything round that they could find or make.
They would also tie baskets to the top of trees and play like that.
The white man just wanted the credit for something he didn't invent, like always.
Brasil: No wonder black people are so good at basketball. They have been playing it for ages.
HyunGyum: Man... I wish I was black, but I'm just a short asian kid. I wish I had your black genes John. :(
John: What the fuck...
Basketball by BrasilStyle July 29, 2009

stoof and tingie(s) 

1. Derived from the words "stuff" and "things", an alternate term to be used as a replacement when the actual term of something is unknown. (strictly meant to be used towards close friends or when talking in a very casual manner)

2. Used when something is felt needed to be said but nothing comes to mind.
1.
Bob: Hey, do you know what you have to do next after getting that red stoof and tingie(s)?

2.
Alex: LOL! CHRIS! I JUST BOUGHT A LAPTOP FOR $20!!
Chris: Mmk..stoof and tingie(s).
stoof and tingie(s) by darkdax July 10, 2011
Thanking someone for doing something.
If you ask someone to do something for you, and they do it you say shot. Or if you asked a friend for some food or drink,and they give you some you say shot.
shot by samman2knz May 20, 2005

Render the bowl 

To take a dump so explosive that it completely covers every part of the porcelain in a textured turd finish consistent with an external rendered look
Bro I just completely render the bowl
Render the bowl by Bj swartz October 9, 2019
Gween - (guhweeyn) A word that can replace any name or word at any given time, especially as a replacement for one-syllable random words in song lyrics. Can be used as a noun, verb, and/or adjective in any grammatical form. Especially useful when -ing, -in’, to the word for effect; my sister.
In the popular old-school R&B song by LTD entitled “Love Ballad”, adding “Gween” changes the original lyrics to “What we have is much more than Gweeeeen...”

Oh my God! Is that Gween? She’s such a hottie.
Gween by JellyFilled March 3, 2021
Poitant is another term for satisfying; graceful and delectable. A term used to express contentment of a noun, or anything in general that pleases one in a relaxed manner, though usually it's used to describe aesthetics.

Comes from the words; poised and content.

Originated from Summer/Spring of 2022
*Sees an aesthetically pleasing shop*
"Oh, that's so poitant! Izzy, don't you see that coffee shop?"
"Why, yes Peri, it's so very poitant indeed!
Poitant by PsueW May 30, 2022
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