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Schrodinger’s Satire

When someone says something really stupid then says it’s satire or thy know it was satire and said it for people who didn’t know
Guy 1: You unlock a tommy gun in Chapter 10 of rdr2
Guy 2: It only has 8 chapters
Guy 3: *Picture of skeleton with brain in the ass*
Guy 2: I know it was satire, I said it for people who didn’t know
Guy 4: you’re a schrodinger’s satire bud

Softbank Hawks 

The greatest baseball team that Japan has ever seen.
Softbank Hawks = Kyushu's team
Softbank Hawks = The only greatest team in the world
Softbank Hawks by KRHimself November 9, 2005

Blizzing 

When one person packs cocaine into their anus and breaks wind to propel it into someone else's nostrils. This term originates from the expelled white powder being analogous to a blizzard.
Blizzing is Phoebe's favorite way to consume cocaine.

Curly blizzed Gerald, farting the coke into the other boy's eager sinuses.
Blizzing by Hillwood August 18, 2017

Dirty Elena 

when someone loves drinking a martini and watching Netflix while getting eaten out
Zalina planned to do dirty elena all week
Dirty Elena by Ada2m April 11, 2020

shuffle juice 

When you buy a drink at a bar, proceed to walk to the dance floor, pour some of the drink you just bought onto the floor, for the sole purpose of creating a surface with which shuffle upon.
Hey Harrison, sweet shuffling bro!

Thanks, it's all down to the shuffle juice I just spent £4 on.
shuffle juice by Dean Windass March 26, 2016
A follower of the faith of Islam, living in the way the prophet Mohammed. It has recently garnered a bad reputation because of a small militant sect of Muslims who shout louder and more violently than the average Joe Muslim. There has also been a backlash in many European countries and America because of a tendency for women to wear Bhurkas, or head covers. Contrary to popular belief or misinterpretation this is not in fact part of the religion but part of the culture that Islam arose in. Other tenents of their faith include kneeling down and praying in the direction of their city mecca five times a day.
Person 1: "hey that Muslim is kneeling on the ground again"

Person 2: "you idiot, that's their Religion, I don't laugh at you giving out Bible leaflets all afternoon"

Person 1: "oh" *shuffles off*
Muslim by Hermit 17 June 22, 2010
Chafule is a Ethiopean who was on a world vision ad and he is forced to hunt for rats to feed his family.

It just means not to be a idiot and dont do stupid things
Man, stop being a chafule
chafule by Rawrzor October 12, 2004
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