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Thirsty Cum Sluts 

Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.

The newly purchased package of Thirsty Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.
Thirsty Cum Sluts by Mr. Scrickets December 13, 2008
Friendliest/funniest person you'd meet but after a day she gets comfortable and makes u wanna kill yourself.
"hey wadoom"

"Bye y/n"
wadoom by Dont bother trying. May 11, 2022
The cool version of Nate. N8 is the Gr8test M8 anyone could ever have. He's from Canada and he likes to M8 with his D8 Lisa from the United St8s, and they eat food off the same PL8. N8 is not one you should H8. He is also God, it must by F8. He'll be waiting for you at the golden G8s. N8 will devast8 those who W8 and those who are L8. He has a lot of wonderful TR8s. He GR8s his B8 before masturb8s. He loves to celebr8 with his prost8. He also likes to suffoc8 the STR8 deb8s.
College Kid #1: Wtf, what's that guy doing with the cheese grater?
College Kid #2: Oh, that's just N8. He's just gr8ting some b8 'cause he's about to go masturb8.
N8: Hey guys! Wanna come watch me masturb8?! It's gonna be GR8!
N8 by L8RZZZ November 6, 2019

Mini-jig 

1. A little exuberant dance

2. An elaborate plan that your friends never follow up on.
"I bet you won't even follow up on this mini-jig"
"My friend is good at mini-jigs, like dabbing and heel-clicking"
Mini-jig by Emmanuel Kepas February 7, 2017
A psychological or philosophical state of belief whose fundamental nature shifts or collapses into a different, often opposing state the moment it is consciously observed, analyzed, or measured. It describes a mental state existing in a psychological superposition, holding two contradictory potentials simultaneously until forced into a single reality by the act of self-reflection. Derived as a portmanteau of "quantum" (referring to the observer effect in physics, where measuring a particle alters its state) and "belief."

Pronunciation: /ˈkwɒn.ti f/ (quan-teef, rhyming with belief).

Adjective: Quantiefic.
Verb: Quantiefy.

Example:
Negative Collapse (Love vs. Codependency):
Positive Collapse (Grief vs. Love):
Neutral Collapse (Enlightenment vs. Coping): A person feels a genuine sense of spiritual enlightenment. The moment they reflect on it, the mental state becomes a quantief, instantly collapsing into a mere coping mechanism used to escape reality.
"I thought I had reached true inner peace, but the moment I started bragging about it, the whole thing turned into a quantief and felt like a cheap coping mechanism."
"Analyzing our relationship under a microscope caused a sudden quantief, transforming what felt like pure love into a fragile web of codependency."
"Her mourning process experienced a beautiful quantief when she realized that her profound grief was actually just a direct reflection of how deeply she loved him."
Quantief by +@0 June 8, 2026

pusher girl

A stunningly healthy and beautiful redhead who's got what you need... Ya know, Make-up, Herbalife, It Works Wraps. If you need to buy it. She has it.
I gotta get a hold of that Pusher Girl so I can buy those wraps I've heard so much about. And her make up? Flawless.. Think I'll order some of that from PusherGirl.com too.
pusher girl by Mrs. GoLightly June 13, 2016
Most likely a asian male, short but can play ball like a 7 footer, has great hoops and big cavs, a bullshitter but a lover at the same time.
Isobello asian male coming from the homelands of the islands of the Filipino
isobello by Natejacegayboys November 23, 2021
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