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Urban Dictionary

crunchy anus 

When Princess Twilight gets anal fucked by the homeless humans. Their penises are so deep in shit that they crunch when they fuck her. Also, they never wash them.
TWALAIT SPARKLLLL HAZ CRUNCHY ANUS! Кстати, вы все - говно с хуями во рту и кастраты. Хехеххехе.
crunchy anus by Kriker August 24, 2016

I'm up to you 

A phrase used to signify to an individual that you are aware of their current level shenanigans and believe that you have surpassed them in your level of shenanigans.

The phrase is best delivered in a condescending vocal tone.
Garfield: Hey! Odie!
Odie: Whats up Garfield?
Garfield: I'm up to you.
I'm up to you by technocrat September 5, 2011

punching the mayonnaise container 

A term used to describe the means of female masturbation.
Ohh I was peeping on Megan again and caught her punching the mayonnaise container.

Red Snake 

When your fuckin a girl so hard that she starts bleeding, and you pull your dick out and make it wiggle like a red snake while "spitting your venom" on her face.
"Yo I anger fucked my ex mad hard, when I pulled out I got to give her Red Snake!"
Red Snake by UofScrantonG March 31, 2009

rexvarded 

to be labeled as an internet menace, like a t-rex
Person 1 : i like kids
Person 2 : bro stop you're gonna get rexvarded
rexvarded by ibuprofensleep January 23, 2024
Idiot induced angina
My IIA is acting up again. There are to many oranges around.
IIA by lauras fuckin amazing May 17, 2023
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