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One hot bitch...but she is a lazy fat one at that! When disturbed approach with extreme caution for she will move with the grace of a walrus. She wears clothes that are too tight and revealing, but still reveals her extreme hotness.

Once a year she moves to the outside world for migrating season. This is a very emotional time for a shelly as it can only find one brad out of hundreds. Once she has found her brad she then mates and moves back to her final resting place. 2 years from that time a small fetus grows inside of her until she releases it into the milo tin where it slowly sheds its powderised liquid crap which form the weak as shit milo.
Look at that Shelly, what's it doing with that milo tin?
Shelly by Shezza@hot November 27, 2012

Sleepy Joe 

Joe Biden. The biggest idiot the world has ever met. Can't stay awake long enough to do a report. He falls off the stairs all the time. Oh no, his ADHD medicine wore off, and oh no there goes his melatonin kicking in. Can we get applause for the best president ever, DONALD J TRUMP! Thank you
Person 1: Oh did you see sleepy joe on the debate?
Person 2: Yes!! He fell asleep so many times, he is such a jerk!
Sleepy Joe by Mcs918 September 26, 2021
To be arrested or detained.
Cheesed by Anonymous October 28, 2003
a response for a very suspect or homosexual comment.
Dude 1: That's a big bulge in your pants, what is it?

Dude 2: AYOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AYO by Sosa Ave August 5, 2008
Built-in underwear which is most commonly found in running shorts.
I love these shorts with the built-in skivlets because they give support yet I feel quasi-commando.
skivlets by EasyRider27 November 16, 2016

hey jasmin 

hey jasmin means ava wants polar ice gum
ava: hey jasmin
(jasmin hands ava gum)
hey jasmin by tannesbestay March 24, 2022
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