Kansas City Slider

A Kansas City slider is a pole dancer who seductively dry-humps the stripper pole during a performance, feigning masturbation, while wearing an extremely brief costume. The sheer public eroticism of the act is has a sure impact in encouraging larger amounts of tips.

Maude was disappointed in her tips from the last set, so she became a Kansas City slider for her 11:00 set.

Kansas City Slider by Sexy Limousine Liberal March 10, 2010

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Nicolai

Nicolai is a champion at chugging beer. He drinks vodka for breakfast, beer for lunch and antibac for dinner. Dont mess with Nicolai, he’s a badass.

Yo that guy is badass!

Yeah, he’s a fucking Nicolai

Nicolai by BigDNic October 28, 2022

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officialgundhamtankasimp

a werid girl who post the most stuiped content on tiktok she has 228 followers on the app right now

person 1:hey have you heard of officialgundhamtankasimp
person 2:no she sounds ✨dumb✨

officialgundhamtankasimp by lillymaam January 3, 2021

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51%'er

Those who will only work just enough to get the task done or to maintain their job.

I bust my ass every day mechanically separating these chickens while the 51%'er fucks around all day. I'm gonna shove that bastard in the meat grinder after I eat my sack lunch grandma packed for me. I hope like hell it ain't braunschweiger and cheese again!

deadbeat lazy unmotivated dead weight

51%'er by K. Hartnell June 1, 2009

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shelawn

Shelawn:love to sing and is very attractive love his school work and love a girl name _______

Shelawn sing allot

shelawn by She lawn May 29, 2018

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Gemma Collins

She’s a claustrophobic queen who slays the internet. Not only is she a tv star she is also a tiktok trend where people do impressions of her! Honestly if you’re name is Gemma your are most likely to me #claustrophobic

Gemma Collins a fall who knows how to party while still being ‘ Claustrophobic‘

Gemma Collins by xoxogossipegirl. April 16, 2020

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the freds

The bowel condition resulting from the consumption of mediocre southern buffet food at chain restaurants in Florida. Conditions usually include bubble guts, mudd butt and swamp ass.

I was going to start a liquid diet cleanse this week, but this case of the freds is going to clear my poop shoot out ASAP!

the freds by A "Valued" Customer November 29, 2016

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