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The dried feces surrounding the rim of your butthole

Can be used as a verb: The action of cleaning off the dried feces on the rim of a butthole
Damn dude, you need to clean off that deet.

Go deet yourself
Deet by deetmaster9000 September 30, 2019
Gaydar is the ''sixth sense'' that any gay man or lesbian woman has built into their genes that allows them to detect anyone within their immediate area who is also a ''member of the family''. Gaydar is NOT based on whether a gay man is flamboyant or whether a lesbian is masculine. Gaydar is activated and does detect other gays whether they are openly gay or not.
Maria: ''Angelo, I need you to tell me whether or not my new male friend is gay, because these days, one can never really tell.''

Angelo:"Maria, my gaydar has not gone off, so no, he's not gay. Trust me."

Maria:"Thanks Angelo. I knew that you'd tell me if my new crush really liked men more than he wanted to let on."

Angelo:"No biggie. What good is having gaydar if I can't use it to help my best girlfriend?"
Gaydar by IkeishiiDai November 15, 2009

purple squeeze 

An intense action similar to the titty twister involving grabbage of a handful of skin around the nipple and proceeding to twist. One of the more painful experiences one can have. (often involves the element of surprise or the victim being held down)
Larry: Hey, what's a purple squeeze?
Moe: Sounds like someone's asking for it
*Curly grabs Larry's arms from behind and larry is left struggling for help as his man-breasts are grabbed and tortured*
Moe: PURPLE SQUEEZE!!!
purple squeeze by AndThenSome December 18, 2007

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Guy 1: what's the longest greek word?
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airiesya 

she's kind and a loyal person, she may seems like an introvert, but once you get to know her she's the most talkative person you ever know, she likes to be friend with anyone but not with those who are had a trouble with her, she's also a straight forward person and always support those who are nice, she's fun to be friend with!
addina:I'm so lucky to have airiesya as my friend !
athilah: ikr she's the most kindest person ever!
airiesya by Dina saf March 3, 2023

agata kristi 

A much, much better version of The Cure.
Agata Kristi is the best Russian new wave band that will ever exist.
agata kristi by hfdghfghfghfgh August 20, 2008