bloody stool

Bloody stool; often referred to as "The mans period", or "The asshole period" is a phenomenon that happens every week. Sunday to be exact, because while a man is getting shit faced drunk while watching football, he decides it would not hurt to get 12 hot wings. The bloody stool appears soon after he arrives home. He barely makes it to the toilet inside and begins shooting bloody red missiles straight out of Djibouti.

Frank can't come to the Monday Night Football game he is still recovering my his bloody stool.

bloody stool by MiLlamoJeff December 2, 2015

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quib

pussy fart

when he fucks me hard i quib.

quib by dolly 29 May 3, 2003

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Hold A.I. Hostage

So... The retard is going to hold the thing he stole hostage to get more money... Fun... That reminds me of that old joke... How does it go? A retard, a guy who's known for stealing everything he has from another guy, and a guy no one had ever heard of walk into a bar...

Hym "They're trying to hold A.I. hostage. They're using it to commit genocide. This is ridiculous. You know what I need to do? I need to google my nearest orphanage... Buy some gas... Light it on fire... And jump off a bridge. That is my response to this news article."

Hold A.I. Hostage by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

bog simple

Similar to "Bog standard": very average and mediocre, nothing outstanding. “That sandwich was very bog-standard”
Something is bog simple , when reduced to an essence , where confusion is difficult.
May relate to a dullard, toilet or feces as a standard, as in "Simple as shit"

I need a bog simple explanation of how this thing works.

bog simple by Onemorejoltwarden September 26, 2022

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Dick Head Syndrome

a syndrome most males have where they tend to act as though they're thinking with their dick (it has a head as well) instead of their brain. This usually results in them pretending to be a nice guy just to get laid, lying, etc.

Dick head syndrome is when You meet a guy and he tells you he doesn't like having sex unless it's really meaningful so you wait a couple weeks and after you've slept together he doesn't talk to you anymore. He has dick head syndrome.

He actually is married, but he told you he is single? He must have Dick Head Syndrome.

Dick Head Syndrome by Jangel921 March 12, 2008

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dance mom

pushy, obnoxious crazy mothers who force their kids to act, model, dance or enter beauty contests. usually turning them into emotionally scarred adults who hate their parents.

joe: your mum is a crazy dance mom
lisa: i don't understand

dance mom by games98092893 August 19, 2019