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Urban Dictionary

A person who refuses to do something that might or might not be illegal simply because of the perceived implication that it is. This individual will often "call out" another person for performing said illegal behavior. He/she might also report illegal behavior to the popo.
ME: Hey G, want to take David to go gang banging?
FRIEND: Nah Cuz, Dave be a mega fucking Law Dog holmes.

ME: Hey man, want to shoot off some illegal fireworks?
LAW DOG: No way, those are illegal for a reason. They could hurt someone you know?
ME: Alright, then screw off.
LAW DOG: If you shoot those off, I'm going to have to report it. Sorry bro, but laws keep this country together.

Mikasa Ackerman 

Mikasa is a little bitch that got swerved by her fucking brother after trying to kiss that basic titan boy.
I’m Mikasa Ackerman.
Oh, so your a dumb bitch in love with your brother?
Yes!
Mikasa Ackerman by bungeecum October 4, 2020

Billie Eilish 

A popular 17 year old singer and songwriter that has been popularized by her songs and has had a huge fan base and is loved by many. (Although a majority of her fan base is just middle/high school white girls)
Brittney: “Oh my god! What singer is this? She sounds awesome..”
Zoey: “ it’s Billie Eilish of course!
DUH!!”
I got fed up with everyone who says they have depression, so A-Whores are people who have false depression. It is often the result of lazy parenting. The A in A-Whore is attention. Usually is American (Lord help America). Cuts and wears short sleeves. Says online their going to commit, but never does. Usually, they are narcissistic teens who wants attention, and they think having "depression" is going to get them attention. SPOILER ALERT: To all the A-Whores, DEPRESSION IS BAD. A-Whores often tell everybody they have depression, which depressed people never do. Can be males, females, and every other gender I have no idea what they are.
"OMG! Shes TELLING random people she's 'depressed'! She just wants attention. She is such an A-Whore."
A-Whore by Mixed Personality February 7, 2022

spanglees 

to spangle someone is to cover things with glitter/yassify something, therefore spanglees are people who yassify objects/other people.
'the spanglees came by Darren's house last night...yeah, it's real glittery.'
spanglees by Mr.Strawberry February 20, 2022

Annabelle 

Annabelles are the funniest crackheadist person in the world. If you meet an Annabelle you surely would regret but you can't imagine your life if they never came along <3 Conclusion: Adorable, Cute, Annoying, Smart, Girlfriend Material.
Annabelle is a satan girlfriend.
Annabelle by LovleyHolychild March 11, 2022

ghosthimari

The absolute best person in the fucking world.
Ghosthimari? Omg him!!! I love him!
ghosthimari by tsugumi.brain.riot September 15, 2021
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