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I really like this boy and I cant get him off my head every single second when ever he looks at me , smiles at me ,tells ma a joke. the biggest thing that makes my day st school he starts a conversation with me and I feel like we can go on for hours,the only thing that sucks is I'm not dating him. The days when he's not at school I feel like why did I even come here.thats why

i sit alone on those days and I dont want school to end because I dont know if I'm ever going to see him again. But the thing im a bit happy about is that I have signs that he likes me and I'm happy about that
I need help to make him fall in love with me if u guy can give me tips that would help so much

eggy lurch 

An individual, usually heavy set, who resembles the bodily shape of an egg. Normally are short in stature, with no neck, and waddle and lurch side to side when they walk.
Oh my god, I just saw the biggest eggy lurch on the street. If I pushed her over, she would roll like Humpty Dumpty all the way down the hill!
eggy lurch by MAP123 May 6, 2014

Tainted mushroom

The act of master bating inside a vagina with your cock and hand inside.
That bitch was so blown out I had to pull a tainted mushroom
A person (usually female) who drinks quite a lot! A shortening of the phrase shitfaced
'Look at her, she can hardly stand up straight, she's proper shiffy!'
Shiffy by Ja KE December 28, 2007
To improve. To modify so it runs better, faster, and more efficiently.
Linux programmers seriously need to learn how to tweak their operating system so it doesn't eat up so much RAM.
tweak by former penguin February 17, 2003
Zuben is an amazing and loyal friend who understands everything. They're incredibly artistic and deserve a big kiss on the forehead
Zuben by superscout0 September 1, 2018

moriampire 

A person who is equal parts Moriarty and a vampire.

Often considered polite, slightly hypnotising, but very untrustworthy. They are easy to believe, but that is not recommended. Mainly found in a top hat.

Do not trust.
I thought I saw a gentleman in a top hat, but it was just a Moriampire.
moriampire by Spade_Aces November 24, 2019
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