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self diagnosis

When a person diagnoses themselves based on websites like WebMD and Mayo Clinic.

Step 1: "Owww it hurts"

Step 2: Google where it hurts

Step 3: Examples come up on the search

Step 4: Compare the respective sites

Step 5: Come to conclusion
Jeff googled "irregular pain in the kidney area" to see what was up. WebMD told him that it could just be a muscle strain; this was Jeff's self diagnosis and he decided that was the problem and didn't go to the doctor. 8 months later Jeff found out he had terminal hip bone cancer and that he had only 2 years to live.

Elise had a slight pain in her neck after falling off her bed in the middle of the night and hitting herself. Being a chronic neurotic, she feared for the worst, googled it, just in case. She self diagnosed herself to have had throat cancer. She went to the doctor and found out it was a simple trapezius sprain.
self diagnosis by bpipic April 8, 2010

Toilet Flush 

In poker, it is when you end-up with nothing.....but 5 red cards, but you do not have 5 of the same suit. Instead, you have something like 3 diamonds and 2 hearts...or some other aweful combo. No pairs, a shit hand. This hand will actually beat to a full toilet. See full toilet definition.
"i went all-in with a full toilet and got beat by a toilet flush"
Toilet Flush by Ace Binkley August 24, 2005

Jayatika 

Jayatika is a really awesome, nice, attractive girl that every one likes. She is just the perfect mix of everything: she is beautiful, intelligent and very sweet. She always makes you laugh and laughs at all the jokes you make. She is just an all around sexy and awesome girl that everyone wants to be with. Anybody who has ever lost anJayatika, regrets the loss their whole life.
Guy 1: have you met Jayatika ?
Guy 2 : yes she is awesome
Jayatika by InfinKarion November 22, 2021
Main language of Ian Beatson and the Phillipines.
Mahal kita - I love you
Puntanginamo - **** **** ****** *****
Pukinamo - *** ***** **** ***
tagalog by brendan September 17, 2004

Coonified 

The art of portraying the ways of a nigger
Do you see that Caucasian over there with the box braids. Damn shame she’s been coonified.
Coonified by Titty2x July 12, 2022

bestalique war

An arguement over a completely non-debatable topic based upon who can come up with the greatest dis or word usage.
Guy 1: Man, macs suck.
Guy 2: No, Apples rule the world!
Guy 1: Apples bite their own ass
Guy 2: PCs make you punch the monitor
Guy 1: Macs beg you to throw them out the window
Guy 3: Stop this bestalique war
bestalique war by MrArmadillo February 24, 2004

trolling 

The art of hijacking a facebook post not your own to get more attention than the original poster.
"Oh look, Stan's trolling my facebook post because he need more attention than he's getting on his own page."
trolling by YoWhoDat December 22, 2020
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