sexfluorure

when temple olford take's his chemistry test and instead of writing hexafluorure, the test goes sexual and he write sexfluorure because he wants to bang fluorure the 9th elemend on the periodic table.

temple writing his test...
temple: hmm what should i write for this answer, i'm blanking.
temple: you know i really want to have sex with fluorure...
"sexfluorure!"

sexfluorure by mxlvilleyyyy May 25, 2023

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Get on fort

Get on fort dumbass your friend is asking

ky: Get on fort 🥷🏿

Joe: ok

Get on fort by Truthful™ September 23, 2022

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Knob Lag

The condition of knob lag is contacted from to much sexual contact. Knob lag may last several days until one is fully recharge sexualy. The issue of knob lag is especially pronounced for people in long term relationships, prostitutes and gigolos.

Male- My penis is falling to oneside and is dribbling

Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse

Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight

Knob Lag by Knob Lag August 14, 2012