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Ashlyn Story 

(Noun) (Part of Life) A story that few others can relate to other than Ashlyn...because she is Ashlyn. Ashlyn stories are generally circular in form, and are open ended, occasionally leaving the listener mindfucked and speechless. However, most Ashlyn stories are humorous, and often relate to similarly humorous everyday situations and encounters, and if listened to over dinner, often reveal clues to the meaning of life. Every man should hear an Ashlyn story from the source before he dies.
Sam- (As he reads the New York Times) "How was breakfast babe?"

Ashlyn- "Well I opened the cabinet and the cereal box fell out and exploded all over the kitchen, so I cleaned it up and wound up just eating the bowl. The cat helped clean up the milk...so that worked out"

Sam- (still reading the NYT) "sounds good babe"

Cat- (from under kitchen table) "Typical Ashlyn story..."
Ashlyn Story by Meow94 September 29, 2013

spasticated 

1.) A dismissive for appearing out of touch, behind the times, or slow.
2.) To be stupid, retarded or mentally challenged.
Ali G: "I iz actually spasticated"
Mate: "What are you fucken spasticated or sunnin?"
spasticated by rainey06au August 28, 2005
It is a shortened word for women. It is used in some urban streetwear clothing and sneaker sites.
Wmn size 8 kicks for sale.
wmn by hiphopdraw August 10, 2007
Ashreya is a beautiful soul with a distinct maturity about life but also being a kid at heart. Her beauty is unmatched and hence earns the name “sundruu” . Fiesty by nature and much more than just a pretty face. Them curves slay people as she walks by leaving them dead in their dreamland.
Khurraat + Honhaar + kamini = Ashreya
ashreya by MonkeyBoyR21 November 23, 2021

Shahzaman 

Shahzaman is a name of a boy who’s tall and is really handsome. His name means ‘king of time’ in Persian literature. He stays loyal to one girl his entire life.
Wow look atShahzaman, he’s such a great guy.
Shahzaman by Sasta Philosopher November 25, 2022
cornhub.com is a website that shows many different types of corn. On the cob, and whatever you prefer!
"I pick out my corn on cornhub!"
"Penis!"
cornhub by Xexdeh January 1, 2020
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