Feral Friday is any friday where a person begins to act feral, usually regressing to an animalistic state such as that of a rat or a rabid dog. It is usually is used to refer to the first friday after a holiday
person 1 "dude, you're acting crazy"
person 2 *growling* "yes-yes it's crazy-Feral Friday!"
The rise of the simps. Annoying simps show up everywhere and run after whichever girl they simp for. Also female simps chase the guys they simp for. Simps show not only on twitch but show up in public causing chaos.
Person 1: The random Chimp event ain't real.
Person 2: But random simp event is probably gonna be true someday.
When you sit on the toilet and the water level is high enough that when you reach down to wipe your ass your hand gets wet by making contact with the water. Feels pretty gross.
I hate touching the water. It feels so fucking gross to get my hand wet, thinking of all the shit from all the different people who have already used the toilet.