when, in the course of doin a girl from behind, one gently leans into the girl's ear, and whispers something to the effect of "I have STDs" and henceforth attemps to remain inside the aforementioned girl for eight (8) seconds.

Like your mom: old, worn down, and a couple dozen people in it every night

An individual with an interest, verging on obsession, for design. Often ostracised in society by the colour uncoordinated. Usually (but not restricted to) Apple fanboys.

This trait can manifest itself in the awkward use of design terminology in non-design situations. For example, when describing the colour of phlegm in a sick note as being similar to #CCFF00.

She's literally the coolest, funniest, kindest person ever istg

An absolute Meme sleuth. Those who are extremely quick whitted, achieve the ultimate belly chuckles from their dirty memes within group chats.