A shelf from a certain store or place

My alarm clock.

Derek Rasmussen: A raging homosexual with a narrow throat and a WIDE asshole that prefers drinking semen instead of beer.

a very sexy guy
sometimes pisses

Smegmite (noun): A derogatory slang term for an individual (or group, as "smegmites") whose entire being is metaphorically composed of accumulated smegma — that foul, cheesy buildup of dead skin cells, sebum, sweat, and other genital gunk. Essentially a microscopic dick-cheese parasite or worthless crusty gremlin. Used to roast someone as slimy, repulsive, unhygienic, and utterly beneath contempt.

The combined region where majority of mongoloid looking asian live in is known as Gookland. For instance, Asia has various ethnic groups. Indians look like caucasoid but so dark looking, pakistanis look caucasoid but not that white like europeans, Eastern asians look mongoloid but have brown skin, very south eastern asian look so australoid, Japanese ,Koreans and Chinese look so whitish but mongoloid looking, North asian are caucasoid but due to the political reasons it's a part of europe. The gookland includes these countries china, japan philippines, vietnam, korea, malaysia, taiwan, thailand, burma, myanmar, mongolia, bhutan, nepal, northeastern india, indonesia, laos, singapore, brunei. hong kong , north korea, south korea, cambodia, macau, east timor. in a nutshell, The combined region consists of the aforesaid countries is known as the Gookland.