Friendshit

When you are a true friend with someone who is desperately searching for anything wrong you do to end your friendship

Abbey: Me and amber are not friends anymore

Anne: omg why?
Abbey: because I told her that I don’t like her taste of clothes which I believe it didn’t hurt her but she asked people about me and tried to end our friendship because I have a bad past
Anne: that’s a real friendshit there

Friendshit by 11.ask July 17, 2018

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Camillo

The hottest bitch in the world. Usually known for their loving nature. But sassing even the truth.

The Camillo sat texting everyone in the Camillo way.

Camillo by thehotassbitch December 8, 2015

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shurling

To shit and puke or hurl at the same time

Man I was so sick last night, I was shurling. What a mess I shurled every where.

shurling by tisom June 27, 2014

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your mom

a big fat whore who likes to have sex with pigeons and other small mamals

i had sex with your mom last night...it was LAME

your mom by traciesasexyegg April 23, 2005

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Fuckity-damn

Expression of displeasure, dismay, anger, frustration, or just general unease.

Fuckity-damn! Where did I put my car keys?
Oh, great, I'm in this fuckity-damn traffic jam and will be late for work.

Fuckity-damn by Sniglette July 5, 2011

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bending my whistle

To annoy, aggravate, or upset. Similar to jerk my chain, grind my gears, or twist my nipple. Refers both to the fact that a damaged whistle will not sound and also to bending the pitch of a whistle's note, i.e. changing one's mood (in this case, for the worse). Some read slight sexual innuendo in it.

"Did Leroy send you another stupid chain email?"
"Man, that guy is really bending my whistle."

bending my whistle by Josh Bruins January 11, 2008