When a man is getting a rimjob and farts in the girls face.

To become drunk to the point of being in serious physical danger; to be so drunk you have to be airlifted to a hospital

The full bright yellow moon indicates the arrival of alien vampires from Jupiter. This event was rediscovered in the ashes of the library of Alexandria.

Similar to tennis elbow but obtained by a bartender after vigorously shaking martinis all night long

ASAP - An acronym that stands for "As Slow As Possible"

ASAP is used when someone wants a task done deliberately and carefully (hence SLOW as possible), giving them more time to handle other priorities first. This allows them to appear more in control of their workload and avoid seeming overwhelmed to their boss, subordinates, friends, etc . By stretching out the timing, they can address your finished task when things are quieter, making everything look more manageable, making you both look good.

Iliana, the most beautiful girl that you will ever meet. Her eyes sparkle, and though she doesn't see it everyone around her does. She is caring enough to take care of you more than she takes care of herself. Whenever she is sweet she will make your heart melt. Iliana can be shy, but if you get to know her she can be very talkative. She can be tired most of the time also, but thanks to her addiction to sweets she can be very hyper at times as well. She has the prettiest smile ever and is always there to help a friend in need. Overall Iliana is amazing to be around.