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smartest guy on the football team by pseudonymyoullseewhaticando May 22, 2019
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Yeaz
Yeaz by jackie smith February 9, 2008
Ween
Epic cringe, total uncomfort towards something to the point you want to hurt the person doing the thing.
Ween by Lolatheshowgorl November 23, 2020
Terodactyl
The correct spelling for the word "Pterodactyl". Contrary to what you may have been taught there is no silent "P" in the beginning.
Also one of the fucking coolest dinosaurs to ever live.
Also one of the fucking coolest dinosaurs to ever live.
My teacher, Ms. Walters got mad when I notified her that her spelling of Terodactyl was incorrect. She had placed a "P" infront of it for no apparent reason. We argued back and forth for bout 10 minutes and she insisted it was scientifically correct and the "P" was silent. I rebutted her statement by calling her a doo-doo sniffing poo brained idiot and was subsequently sent out of the class and received an "F" for the semester.
Terodactyl by In.The.AM October 23, 2013
The Cabbage Thinks It's The Cake
Used in reference to really fat and annoying girls with laughs so shitty-sounding that you could recognise them from a mile away, who think they're hot.
Can also be used in reference to a friend liking somebody who is unspeakably ugly - 'He thinks the cabbage's the cake'. (If this is used on you, then I advise using 'He thinks my cake's the cabbage!' to explain the situation.)
Can ALSO be used in reference to somebody good-looking who thinks they aren't - 'The cake thinks it's the cabbage'
Can also be used in reference to a friend liking somebody who is unspeakably ugly - 'He thinks the cabbage's the cake'. (If this is used on you, then I advise using 'He thinks my cake's the cabbage!' to explain the situation.)
Can ALSO be used in reference to somebody good-looking who thinks they aren't - 'The cake thinks it's the cabbage'
(In reaction to a post on the 'cabbage's' Instagram, TikTok, etc.)
Guy: ... Fucking hell, the cabbage thinks it's the cake.
Guy: ... Fucking hell, the cabbage thinks it's the cake.
The Cabbage Thinks It's The Cake by lover of house bombing October 29, 2026