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brown jesus 

when someone who is brown pulls off an incredible act, stunt, or mission they are crowned with the nickname brown jesus.
Jay Sean is brown jesus after that rumour he was dating Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls.

Raghav is brown jesus after he picked up that chick in his music video "So Much".
brown jesus by hick101 October 20, 2010

jonndewayne 

A big black guy who is hard working and a really nice guy who will give you anything he has he is very nice until you get on his bad side he can be really really funny and is a good person to talk to when you need anything.

A very great person
that guy is acting like a jonndewayne
jonndewayne by mafjtjgkvgormg June 26, 2024

Jacob Saggitits 

Jacob Sartorious also known as Jacob Saggitits is a player, and cheats on girls from time to time
Used in a sentence “Jacob Saggitits, is the most ugliest, person and also a man hoe”
Addijah is peck black male and a Giga nigga and can knock you out with one punch
You guys have to see this, Carl just got knocked out Addijah
Addijah by The Giga god November 11, 2022

Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates into a vagina then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.
Not feeling like pulling out? Just splurge and slurp!
Splurge and slurp by Noodle pap October 23, 2018
a crooked penis. looks like a pirate hook. (much like the one captain hook had, duh)
<Kelsey> so i heard Brandon has a yarr!
<Valerie> thats so gross, yo!
yarr by team weem$ in dah house. January 6, 2008