Your a sweet person = )

John, “How do you feel Jack?”
Jack, “Not great i had to deal with disgustingly smelly Shnazia!”

“I just went big doody.”

“The bathroom really smells. Someone must have taken a big doody.”

ya did you see soumi i heard she got a 93 on that test that everyone failed

A crowd of muslexics gathered outside of the local Islamic Community Center, demanding that they bring out Osama's head on a platter.

Senator Booger appears to have contracted a severe case of muslexia, probably from too much contact with feral wingnuts.

It took me thirty years to become the best. It was a micro progression.