Crimeboss is the Master of crime who is able to ingest gratuitous amounts of sugar.
Fueled by Double Gulps, he rocks a stealthy beard. The Silent chin inquirer with mad guitar skills. He is the annihilator of Jif peanut butter who bares the kvlt nail strap of death.

When you pretty much don't have boobs.

Joe DeSalvo

noun: A fucked up situation that is illogical. Often used to describe what kind of outcome might result from an ill-advised decision. This term is a Deep South synonym for cluster fuck.

another word for condom

a boy or girl with an incredibly large forehead, but that's not the only thing (if you know what i mean). I'm saying he (or she) has a very large penis, for the slow people out there. Dylans normally have the most gay people attracted to them, but are normally pan-sexual.