heemo
A "Happy emo"; someone who dresses or even presents themselves as or like an emo, but usually with brighter colors and, steriotypically, a smile
heemo by Kappa Vulca January 12, 2017
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squirrel friend
A filthy flea infested yet somehow comforting little animal that a recently rejected deflected & never was respected boyfriend has to turn to for affection amidst thoughts of suicide after losing his girlfriend. Sometimes this animal will stroke the cock and balls in a soothing manner as to relive tension and stress, But beware that it may also (like a girlfriend) turn against you,lashing out with violent blows nibbling and chewing on the cock and balls. Normally if you treat this animal with respect & dignity,it will provide you with many nights of pleasure and possibly cook you breakfast in the morning consisting of twigs,berries and acorns.
Shit Todd,Yesterday my girlfriend dumped my gimp ass so I had to seek out other means of satisfying my lust for milking the weasel,so I talked to my dad and he recommended a squirrel friend! I went right down to the forrest and nabbed one up. I've never been happier!!!!!
squirrel friend by squirtdonkeys January 23, 2007
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gnie by lessthan.three October 28, 2019
Trans Atlantic blue ocean
When a naked guy and girl are attached to two boats and are going 60mph at each other. Before they die the shaft will be inserted into the coin slot. This act last only for 0.63 seconds
On a remote stretch of turbulent ocean, two small boats faced each other, adrift but accelerating toward an inevitable collision. Strapped to these boats, their wrists bound tightly to the rusted metal frames, were a man and a woman. The cold spray of the ocean stung their faces as they both struggled, their eyes wide with excitement .
The man, David, was in his mid-thirties, his dark hair plastered to his forehead, and his breath coming in short, desperate bursts. He pulled against the restraints, his muscles straining, but the ropes held fast. He looked up across the crashing waves, and through the haze of saltwater and mist, he could make out the woman on the other boat.
Her name was Melissa. She had striking green eyes and short blonde hair, now damp and tangled. She was younger than David by a few years, her face pale, lips trembling. She, too, fought the ropes, twisting and kicking, but like David, she was helpless. The boats, caught in the same current, drifted faster toward each other with every passing second.
he knew the impact would be devastating for her ass
Before the boats smashed together, David inserted it in for 0.63 seconds before both meeting their demise.
Trans Atlantic blue ocean
The man, David, was in his mid-thirties, his dark hair plastered to his forehead, and his breath coming in short, desperate bursts. He pulled against the restraints, his muscles straining, but the ropes held fast. He looked up across the crashing waves, and through the haze of saltwater and mist, he could make out the woman on the other boat.
Her name was Melissa. She had striking green eyes and short blonde hair, now damp and tangled. She was younger than David by a few years, her face pale, lips trembling. She, too, fought the ropes, twisting and kicking, but like David, she was helpless. The boats, caught in the same current, drifted faster toward each other with every passing second.
he knew the impact would be devastating for her ass
Before the boats smashed together, David inserted it in for 0.63 seconds before both meeting their demise.
Trans Atlantic blue ocean
Trans Atlantic blue ocean by Lexington’s adventures October 14, 2024
I want someone to love me like you do just not you.
I want someone to love me like you do just not you. Now when you getting your credit card so I can pay my council tax.