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cunt killer 

Large penis which will inflict pain on the female recipient during sex.
That donkey's penis is a real cunt killer.
cunt killer by diggler2002 July 12, 2006

idk my bff jill? 

1. "I don't know, my best friend forever, Jill."

2. A famously said quote on a Cingular cell phone commercial about a girl who texts alot. Her mom asks why her cell phone bill is so high, she wonders who she has been texting. The teen replys, "idk, my bff Jill?"
"Bethy!" calls mom.
(Teen girl comes to her mom)
"w.a.u?" she replys
"Your cell phone bill is whats up! All this texting!?"
"O.M.G! I.n.p.d!"
"It is a big deal! Who are you texting 50 times a day!?"
"Idk My bff Jill?"
"Tell your 'b.f.f. Jill,' that I'm taking away your phone"
(Teen hands phone to mom)
"T.i.s.n.f!"
ME PAYING THIS BILL, THAT'S WHAT'S S...N.F!"
idk my bff jill? by Quaviavid January 4, 2008
A potato-headed cunt. He is a retard who is always lost in another world and does not know how to play football. He wobbles when he runs. He’s got a Small dangle
Friend: boi I spotted a jimma today

Other friend: I know, so retarded, so idiotic, so jimma
Jimma by Big ni🅱️🅱️a pete November 27, 2018
Shit, that asian nigger broke into my house again last night, and left a Rubik's cube. What a Oa-llan
Oa-llan by John Halpitus September 1, 2019
the act of just kidding even though one is not. therefore making it look like one is not a mean person but in fact a human body who cares of others feelings of such things maybe like carpets, man lanterns and scallops!
ashley once said that the box with a fox is often near the rear of an ear........UHSK

Beer Advocate 

Nazi Germany for the Craft Beer community... be careful what you say there... their mods will edit it to make you look like a jerk if they don’t agree with it.
I once posted a 2020 Forum on Beer Advocate at 11:59pm on Dec 31, 2019, and they deleted it because “it’s not 2020 yet...” I complain and they edit my complaint and ban me... seriously the Nazis of Craft Beer!
Beer Advocate by FegelFatso July 14, 2020
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