douchebag

when a guy/girl that you're dating tells you they love you every single day and always smiles at you and then one day, they treat you like complete and utter crap and ignore you and everything nd put you through absolute hell and then you get home and have a message from them and they want to break up because apprently you should just "be friends" and you're like, "why couldn't you tell me this earlier and saved me a whole hell of alot of worry? oh and it would be nice if you wouldn't tell me you love me unless you mean it!" and then you find out that the next day, they've been telling all of your friends.

Bob: "I love you" -3 hours later- "um, let's break up"
Alice: "whatever"
---------next day--------
friend #1: "bob broke up with you?"
alice: "yup. ONLINE."
friend #1: "what a douchebag!"
---------later---------
alice: "he said he loved me"
friend #2: "he's a douchebag. of course he said he did"

douchebag by Im over you. get over yourself February 19, 2010

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ikiab

ikiab = Imma Keep It A Buck

Jordan: “Ikiab she chopped as hell bro”

ikiab by bitbeans April 23, 2025

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furry

someone who thinks the're an animal and wears animal costumes, be cringe, go to conventions, touch up against each other, get really really sweaty, look at furry porn and get really offended when people don't like furrys and just do a lotta weird shit so stay as far away as you can from them for your own sake.

that's a weird furry.

furry by ~dada_fucker69~ April 25, 2023

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corn chips and feet

when something smells like a mix between corn chips and human feet due to either wetness or bacteria buildup or growth.

Corn Chips and Feet
Someone walks into a room where two people have been "making love" and that person says, "damn, it smells like corn ships and feet in here."

Or, when someone comes home from a long day of work and their feet are sweaty , their feet can smell like actual corn chips and funky feet.

corn chips and feet by American School of English Int October 8, 2020

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tortegrity

The structural integrity of a tortilla in a burrito. This is dependent on the rate of absorption of the delicious burrito juices. As the tortegrity degrades there is an increased danger of all the precious burrito-stuffs spilling out. Complete failure of tortegrity can result in sadness, injury, or death.

STEVE: "Houston its not looking good up here, at this rate of decay we will have imminent tortegrity failure in a matter of minutes! I don't think we can save the rest of this burrito."

HOUSTON: "You have no choice, power through!! We cannot simply abandon our investment!"

STEVE:"I'll try sir." (OM NOM NOM NOM NOM)

HOUSTON: "Steve do you read me? What's your situation up there?"

STEVE:(OM NOM NOM) "We have complete tortegrity failure....Oh sweet purple velvet Jesus, IT'S EVERYWHERE!!"

HOUSTON:"Steve!... Steve!... Answer me goddamnit!"

STEVE: (Akkkaghhrhrggrggg)

HOUSTON:"Steve!... Come in!... Steve... NO! We've lost him!

....

"Damn...Why do we keep sending them to Chipotle?"

tortegrity by The Inverted Euphemism November 19, 2011

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Jabid

So supple art thou, gentle to the touch
The summer winds are warm because of you
Tall, thin, sleek or slender, I dare not judge

For when your earthy smell reached me I flew

So free art thou, dancing with the sun
Not a care in the world I want that too
Though there were times, when all my work was done
Finding liberty amidst your sweet view

I knew that it would not forever last
Until I bathed in the beauty that you cast

Jabid is so jabid

Jabid by Holden Minuutz November 22, 2021