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Laugh My Ass The Fuck Off

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Laughing My Ass The Fuck Off

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Laughed My Ass The Fuck Off
Boy 1: I hope she trips with those stillettos on
Boy 2: Me too... I'm gonna lmatfo.

Girl 1: OMG DID YOU SEE HER! SHE JUST GOT KNOCKED OUT!
Boy 1: Yeah I'm lmatfo!!!

Girl 1: Her outfit was sooo ugly! It looked like a baby threw up on it!
Girl 2: Yeah I know... I lmatfo!
lmatfo by Pipod94 August 3, 2008
A deaf sense of smell. Lacking the ability to smell odors.
His shit really stank, but having a cold made me sneaf.
sneaf by neil November 1, 2004

Fatty McButterpants 

Possibly the best thing you can call a fat person.
Hey Fatty McButterpants, are you going to down that Big Mac™?
Fatty McButterpants by Kadman July 21, 2008
The last person to go during a relay.
The strongest or fastest competetor on the team, meant to pick up the slack at the last second.
Ex. Swimming relay.
Put Sarah as the anchor, she's got the fastest time.
anchor by Anna Ters November 3, 2007

Gold Nigger 

Essentially the same thing as a Gold Digger, except this is specifically when a white woman gets together with a wealthy black man, mainly for his money in the end. The big dick is just a bonus for said Gold Niggers.

This can also apply to when a white man gets together with a wealthy black woman for the same end goal, but this isn’t as common.

Example: Angelina Jolie & Denzel Washington
“I ain’t saying she’s a Gold Nigger… but she ain’t messing with no broke wiggers.”
The lovechild between a fluffy muffin and a scone.
"This scuffin is so good, can I have this every morning?"
scuffin by PimpstressMI October 2, 2014
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