Urban Dictionary
heath rutledge
As classy as it gets when it comes to puffing clouds and banging thick girls. No shame in using his buddies blanket to clean up the mess!
heath rutledge by Charismatic monkey January 31, 2018
wtl
person 1 "man, my internet connection sucks. . . ok just load this page" page times out "wtl! Curse u dial up!"
person 2 "dude! Just get high speed."
person 2 "dude! Just get high speed."
wtl by versedaaron January 9, 2008
Stale Sock
A sock that has been over the years filled with semen cum or in other words splooge. Due to the fact that it layed there soaking and drying up the cum it has become stale and hard over time (just like my relationship with my wife)
Your Mom: hey sweetie I found this sock in your room, its really stale what did you do to this
You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"
You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"
Stale Sock by RegisteredSex January 18, 2022
In The Bag
when someone unknowingly uses the phrase
"in the bag" to claim that something is a given, when in fact they have doomed failure
"in the bag" to claim that something is a given, when in fact they have doomed failure
Dan Rather: "It looks like Al Gore has Ohio locked up, and so the presidency is in the bag"
or
Announcer: "Nick Anderson hasn't missed a free throw in 200 straight attempts"
Nick Anderson bricks both free throws
or
Announcer: "Nick Anderson hasn't missed a free throw in 200 straight attempts"
Nick Anderson bricks both free throws
In The Bag by DotH8 February 13, 2009
Cuccle
cuccle is a weird version of cuck, and cuck means to fuck someones partner while the other partner watches. so a cuccle is a combination of jizzle and cuck. it also is my safe word
you cuccle
cuccle! cuccle! ooooowwww
cuccle! cuccle! ooooowwww
Cuccle by bounceboy69 April 13, 2018
get the smooth off
v. To be the first to use something.
Derived from the experience of being the first to get into a new jar of peanut butter, thus being the one to get the smooth off the top.
Derived from the experience of being the first to get into a new jar of peanut butter, thus being the one to get the smooth off the top.
get the smooth off by etymographer October 25, 2006