A true warrior and an honest bro. It’s almost like he is offspring of Barney from How I met your mother combined with Gerard Butler.
Benjamin Davis kicked the crap out of ten guys at once then got me laid all in the same night!
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As classy as it gets when it comes to puffing clouds and banging thick girls. No shame in using his buddies blanket to clean up the mess!
Heath Rutledge? Oh yeah I let him use my house once to make love to that thick girl from Wendy’s
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I swear to God this guy will graze your junk while looking you straight in the eyes and then go bang a stripper
Donnie Lord Luck and I are about to go to the strip club but first he has feel me up in front of my parents
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A true nigga. Literally he’s a nigga and he can cook and play For Honor like it’s nobody’s business.
Marlo Meeks my nigga will you cook me your gourmet grilled chicken and smoke this dubie with me.
