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Joc-Y-Dike

A Girl Who Can't Choose Between Two Guys.
"Jocelyn Bauer is a Joc-Y-Dike because she can't decide between Keith & Bobbyyy"
Joc-Y-Dike by JQDELL November 30, 2006

finishing the job

the job in question is ejaculating during sexual intercourse. the origin of the phrase also relates to breen, in particular his inability to finish the job on two non-consecutive occasions.

the first time was with a rank year ten slut who was probably so loose that no friction was created, and therefore no-one would've been able to finish any kind of job up in there. this also led josh to make 'breen' calls on the female in question, but i digress...

the other time was when he was receiving head from his 'so-called girlfriend' (that's a direct quote) and he was unable to come. his excuse - he'd been so excited at the prospect of getting head that he had to wank.

what a fucking animal.
breen is totally incapable of finishing the job.

of course you won't be able to finish the job if you mazz before getting head.

Elevator Roulette

n 1: game played voluntarily or, most often, involuntarily by a person riding an elevator after expelling flatulent fury upon the interior air space of the vessel. Winners are determined by safe and undiscovered passage to intended floor without another passenger entering the space, thereby protecting the identity of the player while in transit.. The game is especially challenging in high rise buildings or during peak riding periods such as lunch or afternoon rush hour.
"Jeez, you remember those sausage & jalapeño nachos I ordered at 1:30 last night at the bar? Yeah man, they gave me some heinously crippling diarrhea this morning at work. I tried to get to that quiet bathroom on the 18th floor before the levee broke, but ended up playing a wicked game of elevator roulette on the way. Yeah man, it could have gagged a maggot. I nearly made it but got busted by a bike messenger getting on at the 16th floor. I feel so sorry for that guy. Yeah man, stunned silence."

Crotch Rocket

A gay man who jumps off a dick as soon as another guy cums in butt. "Houston we have take-off"
Steve was a real "crotch rocket". As soon as I came he jumped off of me.
Crotch Rocket by urbanjo February 11, 2024
meaning to beat a girlfriend during an intense drinking session. Similar to "Chris Browning" a bitch.
Man I got so wasted and totally went B-hub on that chick...now Im going to jail.
b-hub by gbizz3 December 2, 2009

Edward Cullen

A 108 year old virgin that's the second main character in the Twilight saga. He sparkles in the sun, is a abusive to his "mate" (the bitch known as Bella Swan), and is overly lovey-dovey and boring. Many Twilight fangirls think he's hot, but he makes sane people want to vomit. He claims to be a vampire, but since vampires don't sparkle, he's most likely some species of gay fairy.
Twilight Fangirl: I want to marry Edward Cullen! Don't you?

Sane Person: Sorry, I don't do sparkly retards.
Edward Cullen by JadeHeartOfFire March 21, 2009