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Urban Dictionary

CU*T licking sore throat.
Adam got CLST after going down on that girl in the Statdum Inn Bathroon.
CLST by Nate H. June 4, 2005

chanksploon 

To shove a spoon up someone's ass
I chanksplooned your mom-Phil 2k15
NOT a term for weed, you stupid stoners. It means a really strong, bad smell.
His armpits were mad dank
dank by nateabel October 14, 2006
A woman 35+ who is divorced or single and is always on the lookout for a new man or bonking buddy mostly seen at bars and clubs with other cougars usually has a few younger males sniffing around her
"Look it's the cougar brigade"

"Your mums a cougar"
cougar by Harry69 June 29, 2009

Comando Guadalix 

An 1954 guerrilla team of the Canary Islands military, who performed horrible attempts against the city of Guadalix. They were shut in for 40 years in a local jail of Madrid.
- Yo, dang, you're craziest than Comando Guadalix!
Comando Guadalix by nyoru June 10, 2013

Spliff-Joint

A half-spliff, half joint. Typically rolled in a large paper, to allow for each half to be savored as a unique experience.
Does this have tobacco in it?

Nah, the first half is just weed. It's a spliff-joint.
Spliff-Joint by VC-MUNX June 6, 2011