Best Potatoes in Idaho

Another name for Best Friends. Best Potatoes in Idaho references the abundance of potatoes in the lovely state of Idaho, and is usually used to reference two buddies. The friends that are described by this term are usually extremely sexy.

The mermaid and the badger were Best Potatoes in Idaho.

My Best Potato in Idaho and I don't live in Idaho, but we're still legal potatoes.

Best Potatoes in Idaho by SpaceBadger! July 3, 2011

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Amaris

Amaris is a god sent child and also a loving guy who loves to annoy the living hell out of someone if he really loves you.He’s also a charming guy with full of love in him ready to be shared with the special one

I wish I was in love with Amaris,He’s such an adorable person

Amaris by The one and only star November 23, 2021

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matt carter

Perfectly flawed, red headed temper, self sacrificing, oreo, loved beyond measure by someone so imperfect

That's matt carter hes a keeper

matt carter by Nykolea August 21, 2020

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Mo5king

A derogatory term, can be used as an adjective, or in its verb form. Originates from avoiding "Word Filter Lad"

Also see Mooseking

Young Child - "Oh my word, I seem to have fallen into a mutated pile of shteaming monkey phlegm and stained my long johns"

Lad - "MO5KING!!!"

or

Person 1 - "What are you doing pete lad?"
Pete lad - "I am Mo5king you"

Mo5king by Brownlad October 18, 2005

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Cyberwank

When you have "cyber sex" with someone in one massive wall of text, including all foreplay, sexual contact, and climax, without any input from the other party, and usually without invitation.

Jane: This guy messaged me on OkC. Didn't say hi, just started describing how he wanted to fuck me.

Laura: He cyberwanked at you? Gross!

Cyberwank by offtheball June 20, 2014