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Cyberwank 

When you have "cyber sex" with someone in one massive wall of text, including all foreplay, sexual contact, and climax, without any input from the other party, and usually without invitation.
Jane: This guy messaged me on OkC. Didn't say hi, just started describing how he wanted to fuck me.

Laura: He cyberwanked at you? Gross!
Cyberwank by offtheball June 20, 2014
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Cyberwaste 

Anonymous Internet users who express controversial opinions only because they are safe behind their computer screens. The kind of person who wouldn't normally challenge people or confront others. Often associated with playing online RPG's such as Warcraft.
I was getting some abuse last night from a crappy piece of cyberwaste. He wouldn't have said it to my face.
Cyberwaste by davethewho January 9, 2009

Cybermonk 

A monk in present day who can proficiently use modern computers and technology, somehow has access to advanced scientific equipment in their monastery that would normally be difficult to obtain and spend their time assisting heroes in catching bad guys with their technological skills.

They have a strange tendency to show up in high-tech espionage movies starring Dennis Rodman. Some are known to dance.
The cybermonks in Double Team have been collecting information on Rome for over 500 years, and helped Quinn find his missing daughter.

The cybermonks in Simon Sez can dance.
Cybermonk by Cybermonk October 17, 2011

cyberpunk 

1. High tech, low life.

2. The future is here. It's everything we wanted and nothing we needed.
Today is yesterday's cyberpunk dystopia.
cyberpunk by Flumberbug March 22, 2019

cyberpunk 

A sci-fi genre that incorporates cybernetic implants, computer hacking and high technology, usually pitting independent hackers against mega corporations and though police. Seminal early works include the novel Neuromancer (Gibson), and Shadowrun (a role playing game). This culture heavily influenced later works, such as Matrix, and a wide range of books, role playing games, and movies.
The cyberpunk culture of the 80s has had a huge impact on modern films and literature.
cyberpunk by BigEeek December 23, 2012

Cyberjank 

The REAL Vaporwave of Eastern bloc countries during 90's and 2000's.

Grey panel building suburbs soaked in tropical summer sun juxtaposed with graffiti, kebab shops, MMORPGs, CS 1.6 plugins, eurojank games, Unregistered HyperCam2, OUTRAGEOUS early Internet lingo, techno/trance/hardstyle/chiptune/nightcore/newgrounds, AMVs and heaps of nostalgia under the aforementioned manifested by youtube comments from all over Eastern Europe that go unnoticed just because nobody made a word for what they're trying to express.

Made through combining words "cyberpunk" and "eurojank".
Gary MCF's remix of "Project Well" by Beattraax blasting full-volume from a post-communist flat is the most cyberjank thing I can think of.

Cyberpunk 

A subgenre of science fiction that nerds can never agree on the exact meaning of. A good guide line though is the two words in that portmanteau: "cyber" and "punk." Does the movie/book/show/comic/whatever in question have a heavy emphasis on technology? (As opposed to aliens, space exploration, time travel, etc.) Then it's got the "cyber." Does it have a punk-like feel to it? (Dark, neon-filled setting, black leather and sunglasses, techno-punk soundtrack, devil-may-care attitudes, etc.) Then it's got the "punk."

Depending on which nerd you ask, examples of cyberpunk include: "The Matrix," "Blade Runner," "The Terminator," "Total Recall," "Snow Crash," "Neuromancer," "Burning Chrome," "Hammerjack," "Altered Carbon," "Shadowrun," "Repo: The Genetic Opera," "Inception," "Ultraviolet," "Aeon Flux," "Tron," and probably tons of other classic examples this writer is forgetting.

Cliches to look for, that may indicate a cyberpunk story:

- Hackers
- Virtual reality
- A dark (in any sense of the word) future
- Sunglasses
- Leather
- Pimpin' suits
- Razor Girls
- Techno music
- Neon
- Urban settings
- Evil corporate dudes
- Anything related to Japan
- Spunky teenage couriers on wheels (skateboards, bikes, roller blades, etc.)
- A wise and mysterious black dude
- Sarcasm
- Robots
- Gratuitous action/violence/boobies
- Hearing yourself say "Damn this is so cheesy, but I love it so much!"
- Giant, futuristic blimps
"What the hell do you mean 'The Matrix' isn't cyberpunk? It's got the virtual reality, the hackers, the leather, the shades, the deep philosophy, the dark future, the cynicism, the robots, and the techno soundtrack!"

"It was made in 1999. True cyberpunk must be from the '80s, like 'Blade Runner' and 'Neuromancer.'"

"Dude, that's like saying 'Harry Potter' can't be fantasy, because it wasn't written in the same decade as 'Lord of the Rings.'"

"...it's *post*-cyberpunk, is what it is."

"Dude....waaat?"
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