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Urban Dictionary

Brain-Freeze

The act of giving fellatio whilst having ice cream in your mouth.
Guy 1: My dick was really warm last night...so my girl gave me head with ice cream in her mouth!

Guy 2: ouch I hope either of you didn't suffer from brain-freeze
Brain-Freeze by R1CK S4NCH3Z October 16, 2019

batshit crazy 

A person who is batshit crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term "bats in the belfry." Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had "bats in the belfry" it meant that there was "nothing going on upstairs" (as in that person's brain). To be BATSHIT CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batshit crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in batshit. Hence, the craziest of crazy people are BATSHIT CRAZY.
Dude that guy on the corner wears a tinfoil hat and ripped all the wires out of his house so the government couldn't listen to his thoughts.

Really?

Yeah, he's batshit crazy.
batshit crazy by KBLI August 20, 2009

Lady water 

Fizzy, refreshing, great mixer, hard seltzer, best combined with two shots of vodka. AKA truly, white claw, etc.
I am watching my weight how about a lady water and Tito’s
Lady water by Tigherking April 24, 2021
Is how Jewish girls dress
Eg: cover your knees, elbows and neckline
"are you tznius??"

Cockrete 

When someone is so ugly you would rather have sexual intercourse with concrete.
“The breeze blocks are more sexually active than him”

“Yea, I would rather stick my cock in concrete”

“Cockrete!”
Cockrete by BGP#1 June 6, 2024

Sourdough cunt vomit

Sourdough cunt vomit is when a noteworthy yeast infection causes a female to projectile-spew large quantities of foamy fungus exudate all over her lover.
Sally treated Mack to a fine feast of sourdough cunt vomit the last time he was performing cunnilingus.
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