twitterary

A secretary who handles a celebrity's twitter account. Some celebrities can't be bothered to tweet for themselves.

"OMG, I just got a tweet from that chick who went crazy on Meal Or No Meal! She's gonna be on Dancing With The Biggest Losers!"

"No way, dude. She has a twitterary handle that. She doesn't do her own tweets."

"A twitterary?"

"Oh, yeah, you've been breathless over the tweets of some underling!"

twitterary by Oliver Faltz November 27, 2009

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double xp weekend

when a virgin or nonvirgin with little sexual experience takes on two guys at once or separately in one weekend. they gain some serious xp and probably rank up to level 2 slut in the making.

We can help her shake off that rust. lets organize a double xp weekend and get her back on the right path.

double xp weekend by WeinerRedeemer May 31, 2010

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Heather

My crush, she sits beside me in rmps, art and computing, the twinkle in her eyes sets my heart on fire, she is too good for me though, i can’t live up to the other person who likes her (my best friend) and i am so sad because she likes him too and he doesn’t know it.

I love heather!

Heather by Dungeon Dicks December 7, 2019

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Amsterdamned

What Bible-thumpers claim you'll be if you succumb to temptations of the flesh while "window shopping".

If I invite a hot-bodied street-walker to accompany me out of the Red-light District and travel to some remote location far from the city before I share a bouncy-bouncy with her, will I still be Amsterdamned?

Amsterdamned by QuacksO September 5, 2019