Wintled

To grope an unconcious female without waking her up.

I wintled Amy last night, she nearly woke up but I managed to massage her breast and she fell right back to sleep

Wintled by Thommy O September 28, 2008

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bell shit

Like a bellend but also a shit one.

Fred: Christ John you are such a bell shit.

John: Clear off you bellend.

bell shit by _pete_ October 4, 2006

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dallas facelift

To have the majority of one's head removed, while waving to the crowd.

I wonder if Jackie approved of her husband's decision to get that Dallas facelift.

dallas facelift by Horace Chit May 10, 2018

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Industrial World

The industrial world is those countries that have created a heavy industrial infrastructure and emit above average CO2...

Wow ... Industrial World.....

Industrial World by BoohBah September 23, 2005

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Hoecrastinating

When you're supposed to be having sex with someone but you keep putting it off.

"Mike wants to have sex with me tonight but I'm really hoecrastinating."

Hoecrastinating by penisshakes November 26, 2019

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New Zealand

A beautiful country in the South Pacific next to Australia. There are some Australians who think NZ is a load of shit and lay lots of crap on NZ becasue they don't know what it's really like. I hope all Aussies aren't like that, as in all honesty NZ is pretty damn good.

Aussie: "NZ sucks"
2nd Aussie: "Oath!"
1st Aussie: "No there's lots of Aussies who think NZ sucks big time."

New Zealand by Billy May 13, 2005