Road Dork

A driver who can't follow directions, leaves their turn signal on too long, constantly fails to signal when switching lanes, goes way too slow under posted speed limit, tailgates in a furious manner and/or failing to use proper road etiquette while driving.
Bad driver
Angry driver
a rushed driver

Lily is driving a long and a guys tailgates behind her, frustrated the driver swerves into the other lane without signaling almost hitting another car, speeds up to the car in front and swerves back into the previous lane, cutting off Lily.

Lily to herself: Stupid Road Dork!

Road Dork by mattan2900 September 4, 2010

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mybabydaddy

noun: spoken as one word, meaning "my baby's daddy." Heard frequently on "Judge Joe Brown," "Judge Mathis," and "The Jerry Springer Show." Used by illiterate people of all races and ethinicities, although most prevalent among blacks. A similar word set is "mybabymomma," meaning "my baby's momma," of course. Variations in pronunciation include "muhbebbidaddy" and "mabaybuhsdadduh."

Judge Joe Brown: So, Ms. Federline, who takes care of your children while you're out streetwalking?
britney: wail, they be either wit mah momma or over to they daddy's house, yer Honor.
JJB: Your mother and who?
britney: mybabydaddy. We broke up when he found out I was gonna give him another bastard child for him to not support.
JJB: Y'all are pitiful and I've heard enough!! Case Dismissed!

mybabydaddy by earpuller December 28, 2005

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Doodlebop

When your sexier then a unicorn eating corn on the cob.

I’m so doodlebop, it’s crazy!!

Doodlebop by Somestupidname May 20, 2018

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Jizzarrhea

an uncontrolled constant jizzing of the penis

Due to my new, hot girlfriend, I have called into work for the last 3 days with chronic jizzarrhea

Jizzarrhea by Med Mark April 6, 2010

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DOCTOR OR HOOKER

Girl seems to be wearing a trench coat and alot of muddy makeup, snapping her 3/5 inch heals down the hallway of the hospital stay in rooms. Her partner blocks a fire exit for about 3 minutes while typing on the computer. The team then stairs in a daze as one man needs to puke from so much oxicotton. Then some other of her partners trip thier feet and bump into thigs when they walk.

Little tootsie foot: "I know there was a lot of horse shit on the streets rotting everyone's inside out backin the day and your body needs repair now Daddy, whoa was that a DOCTOR OR HOOKER in that swampy looking trench coat thing?"

Daddy, "I hate that nurse."

Little tootsie foot, I sure have to stair everyone down here incase there would be a fire, and what the hell are they kissing over there or is that her uturus sticking out like a pony? DOCTOR OR HOOKER? "

DOCTOR OR HOOKER by thenonqueefedgazelle January 28, 2010

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Noggin

head

Gotta love coco’s noggin :)

Noggin by Cocoloco1777 October 6, 2017

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the kid

an abstract idea, if used in no context it refers to rocket raccoon from the hit game marvel rivals
the term can also be used for other characters, or anything, the context in which it is used must be deduced by oneself

person 1: swap off iron fist dude, hop on the kid
dude: ok

person 2: put me on the kid

the kid by jnsx March 1, 2025

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