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Fasterbate 

The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.
"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"
"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"
Fasterbate by veovis88 June 26, 2009

jamboellie

she is a fanpage!she is a queen of fanpages!we love her!you hate jamboellie?get out mouse!and read that backworlds!bitch!she s a queen!
jamboellie
jamboellie by raiss.cute November 29, 2021
A person who makes out with anyone and everyone. Regardless how old, young, fat, skinny, stupid,smart,ugly or pretty.
His lips are black and blue because he's a dirty frenchy.
frenchy by mori10 February 16, 2008

Airport Hobo

Someone who is awesome amd very attractive. Someone who has a shlong and can finnese all the ladies with his swagger
Him: Man look at that kid over there
Her: He's a real Airport Hobo. Look at the way he walks and the look those girls give him. Oh and that bulge. Mmmmmm
Airport Hobo by NotBillyHopkins December 20, 2018

sticky steam bag 

When you tbag a girl while you shit on her chest and you cum on her forehead at the same time.
Aye girl you wanna do the sticky steam bag? I gotta shit and cum.
sticky steam bag by Trai O'Connell November 2, 2012

crazy mang mode 

Crazy mang mode is when you have a big event coming up that you have to prepare for, everything else in your life is forgotten except for that event. All your energy is put towards completing the event perfectly. You don't drink water, just Redbull. If it is a test you take a study sheet to the washroom when you take a shit, every second of every day. Maximum sleep allowed is 4 hours. You turn into a study creature that acts erratically, takes at least 2 weeks to recover from Crazy Mang Mode.
Jack: YOOOO KAMRON we have to go crazy mang mode for this fuckin Ops exam. The prof's know shit and are going to make it hard as fuck.

Kamron: Brooo, fuck that... last time I did that I couldn't fall asleep till 4a.m.

Jack: BRO I got a fucking FIFTY on the first midterm, I need 100!!!!!

*Jack & Kamron enter crazy mang mode*
crazy mang mode by krazymang November 8, 2011
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