you forgot poland

A stupid joke started by Kerry supporters.
During a debate Kerry said that the U.S only has support from Australia an the U.K in Iraq, and Bush pointed out "you forgot Poland". I don't see what is so funny. Poland coomands around 9,500 troops in Iraq (2,400 of which are Polish). Whoever said that poland only contributed "a few non-combat troops" is wrong. Also, I think the joke is on Kerry, since how could he not recognize Poland as an ally in Iraq?

Person A: You forgot Poland hahaha!
Person B: That's stupid, Poland commands 9,500 troops in Iraq you moron.
Person A:...

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VolkSWAGen

ANY Volkswagen vehicle, because the bring that rad swagger.

"I put the 'SWAG' in VolkSWAGen."

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Cherny

Guy with a big one, and a big barrel.
Basically a decadent of Ron Jeremy

That guys a real Cherny

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a stoners dozen

In general a stoners dozen = 11

(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )

Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."

Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "

Nate got stoned and ate two cookies so he brought over a stoners dozen.

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vivisection

The act or practice of cutting into or otherwise injuring living animals, especially for the purpose of scientific research... hey, the above guy didn't give a good def so I cut 'n' pasted from Dictionary.com...

There's a chicken on the table.. tied down by leather straps. The smiling scientist comes over with a large knife while the chicken tries to get away. Then, the smiling scientist jabs the knife into the chicken's side, trailing down its organs, allowing the lungs and liver to fall unto the table. The chicken, miraculously, is still alive but in a world of hurt. The smiling scientist then grabs a small hammer and smashes the fowl-play's beak. This sends the poor poultry into shock, then dies in pain as the smiling scientist gently snaps its ribs out of its bloody chest.. one by one...

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fularious

fucking hilarious!

that was fularious!

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Chola

(choh-luh) (noun):
A teenage girl who associates closely with a gang of cholos or is the girlfriend of a cholo, who usually has thin, arched, angry looking tattooed-on or penciled-on eyebrows, brown or dark red lip liner, 'Monroe', eyebrow and nose piercings, Converse or Nikes, lots of gold jewelry (with their name and crosses), crunchy gelled or moussed hair either down or gelled in a high perfect ponytail either straight back or gelled in a design, and they go out with cholos.

Dang homie did you see that chola, she fine as hell.

Chola by THE COHLA January 13, 2009

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