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Ambidickstrous 

Being able to use the right and left hands equally well when handling a dick
My girlfriend was ambidickstrous, meaning she could finagle a dick with either hand
Ambidickstrous by ethant35 February 24, 2019

Math Tutor

A mysterious creature who is willing to help with math. A math tutor is like-liked by many. Often seen wearing the "AE" hoodie, great sense of fashion. A math tutor enjoys drawing his legs to him and does not need to use a pillow when sleeping. Very skilled in physics. Always open to kisses. Also widely known as MT.
"The raspberry shit last night was so good"- MT
"You mean that raspberry lemonade?"-Random Slut
"No that definitely had alcohol in it."-MT
"No it did not. You're such a Math Tutor."- Random Slut

"Can I have a shot?"- MT
"Sure but I don't have a chaser."- Hoe 147
"I don't need it. It's 80 proof." MT
Math Tutor takes the shot coughs and eyes water fiercely.
"What is that shit?"- MT
Math Tutor by Sarah Beathands November 15, 2010

Cock Scrooge 

A man who won't give sex with anybody, no matter how badly they want it. He will often take sex as long as it is handed to him easily, but he will never try to convince anyone else to have sex with him.
Jake never tries to get sex, what a lazy cock scrooge!
Cock Scrooge by DM692 January 5, 2010

Ladretta 

One of the "cool kids" of the friend group. She knows how to turn heads whenever she feels, and does it with a magnetic pull. Always able to joke around, even if it is in a serious mood. Hot on the outside and cool on the inside. A true beauty of a specimen
Wow is that your friend? She must be a Ladretta!
Ladretta by Oklahomatwister July 18, 2022
Pronunciation: RAH-feeks
Function: Verb

TO GET BUCK WILD. Sometimes referring to the phrase, get stupid, or go dumb. To fake the funk, trying to hard to meet everyone and not being yourself. Mainly used among the filipinos residing in Ontario, CA Not Ontario, Canada.
"Hey man, whats crackin tonight?"

"I don't know, but i wanna get rafeeks!"

"Dude lets get rafeeks tonight!"

"hahah Man Derek is extra rafeeeki tonight."

"shit everyone in here is getitn rafeeks."
Rafeeks by POKITS January 13, 2008
On your soul
oys I will kick your a**
Oys by Bailey_ishot April 17, 2024
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