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Betty Crockered 

To feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral sex.
My man got Betty Crockered this morning, yo.
Betty Crockered by DPMistress April 11, 2015
When something is going so fast that you don’t know what to say so you just shout out THAT’S REALLY FAIST!!!
Example 1: that racecar is going really Faist.

Example 2: when you play games and want to flex to your internet friends (or real friends if you have any), and you do something (running, flying, swimming or driving, etc.) but it’s like really really fast, and you just shout to your friends, LOOK HOW FAIST I AM!!!!
Faist by OSVAN November 19, 2018
What happens when Molly enters your life, makes it better, then leaves again.
I met her at Starbucks and She mollified me! My life is awesome now, but I miss her alot! I haven't seen her in forever!!

cheese ditched 

When a friend asks you to grab some cheese to share from the buffet and then leaves to talk to other people.
Kanika (holding plate of cheese): "Hey, where did Emilie go?"
Marie: "She left to talk to Simon... Looks like you got cheese ditched"
cheese ditched by browntownk December 12, 2011

Bruticus 

"Bruticus is here! lets o snipe him!"
Bruticus by Jon H. February 17, 2003
A word that is like Nigga but the N swaped with the W which means White
Wigger - means a person normally a boy pretending to be something that he is not or raised up in a black background that he believes he is one

wigger:'yo mi nigga shorty sup holla back word'

black gurl: 'excuse me what did you call me'

wigger: 'Shorty ure mi nigga riite'

(slaps around the face and exits)
wigger by Lily M January 28, 2008