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Dating a bunch of lifeguards and balding in your teens
Wow, he's really sprunking.
Sprunking by forgodandcountry May 17, 2018
A virgin who deserves the whole world, who happens to be super funny as well
Ayo look at him, he's such a Thej!
thej by Definitely not bean September 21, 2021

emergefied 

When people have emergencies ALL THE TIME.
Annette: "All these mfer's are emergefied."
Bruce: "oh, i know right? EVERYTHING IS AN EMERGENCY! THEYRE SO EMERGEFIED
emergefied by Emergification November 6, 2017
Wow, words aren't enough to describe this girl. She's gorgeous. You'll never meet another human being on this earth like her. Beside from her beauty she's smart as hell, and a girl that is an amazing kisser and enjoys any sexual activity. She knows how to hold back emotion and has a heart that couldn't be broken easily. Any guy would be lucky to date her. In other words she's a fucking goddess.
This party would be so much better if kaila were here!

If kaila were here she would know what to do
Kaila by Yeh yeh July 19, 2013
Dead as in murdered.
John was kilt yesterday.
Kilt by JohneDoe July 23, 2017

$100 sneakers 

Hundred dollar sneakers usually refer to Air Jordans or higher priced Nike Air Force Ones. $100 sneaks are the standard footwear from the Bay area to New York City. You're lucky if you can actually grab a pair of exclusive retro Jordans or Forces for $100 because they sell out at retail stores very quickly. Many pairs of exclusive jordans and forces sell out at stores within minutes. And if you still want a pair after they happen to sell out at stores, you will have to pay up to several hundred dollars more by purchasing them online. It is almost impossible to always have the latest pair of AJs or Air Forces because a newer hotter looking pair comes out every month. People may not always compliment you on your fresh $100 sneakers, but they sure will be quick to clown on your ass if you're wearing a dogged pair that are more than a year old.
"Boomin' like a speaker with my $100 sneakers..."
-Buckshot Shorty, Black Moon circa 1993
$100 sneakers by thagoldenchild07 December 27, 2008
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