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to love something obsessively
i'm a sucker for romantic comedies.
sucker by Synchro March 16, 2005
‘He sounds like a total idiot’
‘Zactly’
zactly by wickothedico June 21, 2019
he is soo annoying

must be a jayden
Jayden by qjnudinjjjjjqwkhbeuiff October 12, 2020

aspoheritosideoasureasinadoaprehtinsere 

I will use aspoheritosideoasureasinadoaprehtinsere for me to feel comfortable.

The Retarded Boner

The Retarded Boner
1) The ownage frigate ship of EVE, also known as the Incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.

2) A retarded erect penis. Sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with Syphilis, Chancroid or any other STD). Though retarded in appearance, feels really good up the ass or in the kootch.
1) OMFG HOLY SHIT. THAT EFFIN FRIG JUST PEW PEW'D MY MYRM!!! WTH ITS CALLED THE RETARDED BONER!!!

2) Stick that Retarded Boner in my tight man-hole, you big stud.

EEEeeeEEeeeeEEeeeEEE 

sometimes you just have to say EeEEeeeeEEeeee it heps your health. -O-
go up to a random person and say EEEEEeeeEeeeEEeeEeeeEEe
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