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Blueberry bagel 

Shove organic blueberries into your partners asshole then have them shit the them into yours keep repeating this until the blueberry turns into smoothie
Logan and I tried out the blueberry bagel now we have a smoothie to enjoy
Blueberry bagel by aooooooossksjsj September 9, 2025

Bagel Boy 

Noun
1. When something dangerous is hidden as something pleasant: like a bagel boy running to an army base with a bag of bagels. Originated from an elderly couple waling at night.
A bagel boy just blew up a military base, but don't worry, he must have bagels!!!
Bagel Boy by Boy with too much time September 26, 2018
Daniela's are usually the most beautiful girls around. Extremely good in bed, and have a certain power over guys. Wheres Daniela goes, guys will droole. Often known as a slut, or whore but by girls who are way jealous. Daniela's love to party and party hard, they are definetly party girls. They are the best company. And always a good friend. Daniela's are really easy to fall for because of their easygoing and outgoing nature. They are extremely gorgeus, and have hot "fuck me"bodys. They're the type of girls that guys want, and girls want to hang with them. Extremely sweet, but can beat your face in if you mess with them. Daniela's dont take shit from nobody. If you piss them off, its your funeral. Anyone and everyone will love a Daniela someday. Did i mention theyre great kissers?
guy "damn whos that hot piece of ass??"

girl "aha, thats Daniela. Shes amazing in every way. Im really lucky to be her friend."

guy "And ill be lucky to get with her, thats for sure."

Disco Lines 

The purposeful ingestion of cocaine (Schedule II) and Molly (Schedule I) through the nasal cavity; typically with a rolled dollar bill. Instills a "kickass" psychoactive hallucinogenic effect on the mind.
"Yo bro let's go rail some disco lines in the bathroom of the local 7-11"
Disco Lines by FratKrish January 30, 2019

Idiocracy 

A movie that was originally a comedy, but became a documentary.
Since people don't have to pass an IQ test in order to reproduce, Idiocracy is humanity's inevitable future.
Idiocracy by commandercrook January 23, 2014
When one person runs behind someone and their penis slips out and get into their dogs ass.
I theped after my girlfriend left me.
I love it when people thep.
Thep by Chef Boyrde September 22, 2019
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